Posts Tagged ‘Yeezus

03
Dec
13

Kardashian Xmas Card has Nothing to do With Xmas…and no North West?

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This is the stupidest Christmas card we’ve ever seen! The Kardashians under the brilliant leadership of Kris Jenner, have managed to put out one hell of a douche bag greeting card.

The Kardashians card serves no purpose. It doesn’t even have a Xmas theme! Not to mention, newcomer baby North West isn’t even on the card with the rest of her family.

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The card was paid for by E!s Keeping up With the Kardashians, which explains why some people are missing from the card.

However, since the card was shot by the worlds most famous photographer David LaChapelle, it’s receiving both extreme praise and also extreme scrutiny. LaChapelle has photographed all the A List celebs and is also known to use loads of Illuminati images. Many believe that when a star is finally shot by the photographer, it’s their public admittance of joining the secret society.

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The scenery and background of the card actually looks like the family is at a casino, with cash money flowing all around them. Kim, Kylie and Kendall are posed sexy with some sort of masks on their head, and there’s naked mannequins and what looks like a painting of a naked woman holding a child.

I’m getting bored just writing this…

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But anyways, Khloe, Kourtney and momager Kris appear on the other end of the card. Khloe, with little Mason next to her, Kourtney holding baby Penelope and Kris posing like the sexy, newly single mogul she is.

But where’s baby North West? Isn’t this the perfect debut for the little ones first Christmas?

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None of the Kardash men appear in the card… Not even King Yeezus. (smart move Kanye.). Well… Actually, he sort of does appear; and is one of the only images that relates to Jesus and Christmas.

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However, Bruce Jenner did make the card. But stands trapped in some sort of tube, signifying he and Kris’ recent split.

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Oh, and Lamar’s spirit is in the photo…in the form of magazine covers.

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21
Nov
13

H.A.M. Of the Week: Kanye’s Stupid new Music Video “Bounce”

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CAPTION: Kim and Kanye head to the Yeezus concert in Brooklyn.

Are these two idiots or what? I guess they deserve each other.

As if you were not tired enough of Kanye and Kim Kardashian, we’re surely not thrilled about them simulating their sex on a motorcycle! Did Kanye forget why his fiancĂ© is famous in the first place?

Does any of the KARDASH family disapprove of this? Or will they just continue to worship Kanye?

Whatever his reason for making such a distasteful video (to a song that we love,)we hope that the couple will just go sit down somewhere and give us a Kimye break.

11
Aug
13

Hollywood in a Mouthful!!

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Jennifer Aniston Says no Wedding or Baby Coming Soon, but do we Believe Her?

Sure looks like a baby bump to us. Don’t be surprised if Jen drops the baby bomb on us soon.

Wonderwall

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Oprah’s RuPaul Wig

The media mogul dons this 3lb wig on the Sept issue of O Magazine. The issue is dedicated to hair, of course!

New Apple Models Coming Soon

Apple will be debuting the next iPhone on Sept 1, The iPhone 5S and the more affordable 5C smartphone.

The public is also hoping that info about the much anticipated iWatch will be revealed.

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18
Jun
13

Baby Looks Like Kim; may Have Kanye’s Mom’s Name

Sources say that new parents Kim K and Kanye West plan on naming their baby girl something that starts with “K.”

The baby’s middle name could very well be Donda, after Kanye’s late mother Dr Donda West.

The baby girl is healthy, coming into this world at only five pounds. Sources say she has dark hair and looks like Kim. ( But we hope she at least has Kanye’s adorable cheek bones.)

Kanye’s new album Yeezus drops Tuesday, but hopefully he’ll have time to be with mother and daughter.

On Saturday, ‘Ye cancelled his release party 15 minutes before it started to be by Kim’s side before she rushed into labor.

Beyonce sent the couple well wishes on Tumblr Monday.

“Congratulations Kim and Kanye,”Beyonce wrote. “Enjoy this beautiful moment together.”




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