Posts Tagged ‘Kylie

03
Dec
13

Kardashian Xmas Card has Nothing to do With Xmas…and no North West?

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This is the stupidest Christmas card we’ve ever seen! The Kardashians under the brilliant leadership of Kris Jenner, have managed to put out one hell of a douche bag greeting card.

The Kardashians card serves no purpose. It doesn’t even have a Xmas theme! Not to mention, newcomer baby North West isn’t even on the card with the rest of her family.

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The card was paid for by E!s Keeping up With the Kardashians, which explains why some people are missing from the card.

However, since the card was shot by the worlds most famous photographer David LaChapelle, it’s receiving both extreme praise and also extreme scrutiny. LaChapelle has photographed all the A List celebs and is also known to use loads of Illuminati images. Many believe that when a star is finally shot by the photographer, it’s their public admittance of joining the secret society.

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The scenery and background of the card actually looks like the family is at a casino, with cash money flowing all around them. Kim, Kylie and Kendall are posed sexy with some sort of masks on their head, and there’s naked mannequins and what looks like a painting of a naked woman holding a child.

I’m getting bored just writing this…

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But anyways, Khloe, Kourtney and momager Kris appear on the other end of the card. Khloe, with little Mason next to her, Kourtney holding baby Penelope and Kris posing like the sexy, newly single mogul she is.

But where’s baby North West? Isn’t this the perfect debut for the little ones first Christmas?

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None of the Kardash men appear in the card… Not even King Yeezus. (smart move Kanye.). Well… Actually, he sort of does appear; and is one of the only images that relates to Jesus and Christmas.

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However, Bruce Jenner did make the card. But stands trapped in some sort of tube, signifying he and Kris’ recent split.

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Oh, and Lamar’s spirit is in the photo…in the form of magazine covers.

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22
Nov
13

Instagram Goodies!!

Snoop Dogg and Tank Hang Out

@snoopdogg @tank

Nicki Minaj Hangs out With the Kardashians

@khloekardashian @nickiminaj

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Who’s the Hottie Kissing Justin Beiber

Her name is Cailin Russo and she’s the beautiful model in Justin’s new music video All That Matters.
Tyrese Wrecks his car on the Fast 7 Set

@tyrese

Who’s the Cutie in Ricardo Tisci’s Lap?

Baby North West looks quite content in the lap of Givenchy designer Riccardo Tisci. –the guy who put Kim in the sofa dress at Metropolitan Museum of Art’s costume gala back in May. Kim captioned the photo, “#NewStylist”

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2 Chainz in Kansas City

@hairweavekiller

North West Gets Cozy With Mama Kim and Lala Vasquez

@kimkardashian @lala

20
Aug
13

Kim, Kanye and Baby North Head to Oklahoma

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Over the weekend, Kanye, Kim and baby North traveled to Oklahoma to attend the funeral of Portwood Williams Sr, Kanyes grandpa.

Kim wore all black and carried her daughter under a grey shawl. Baby North could barely be seen, except for her little feet sticking out with socks on. An attendee said the baby had a head full of hair, olive skin and eyebrows like her cousin Mason Disick!

Fashionisto Yeezy wore a black suit with a navy blue shirt.

‘He flew his family to Oklahoma for the home going service. Despite the sad occasion, it gave the couple a chance to introduce baby North to the family.

Kim decided to skip her little sister Kylie’s Sweet 16 party to be by Yeezus’ side.




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