Posts Tagged ‘kardashian

03
Dec
13

Kardashian Xmas Card has Nothing to do With Xmas…and no North West?

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This is the stupidest Christmas card we’ve ever seen! The Kardashians under the brilliant leadership of Kris Jenner, have managed to put out one hell of a douche bag greeting card.

The Kardashians card serves no purpose. It doesn’t even have a Xmas theme! Not to mention, newcomer baby North West isn’t even on the card with the rest of her family.

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The card was paid for by E!s Keeping up With the Kardashians, which explains why some people are missing from the card.

However, since the card was shot by the worlds most famous photographer David LaChapelle, it’s receiving both extreme praise and also extreme scrutiny. LaChapelle has photographed all the A List celebs and is also known to use loads of Illuminati images. Many believe that when a star is finally shot by the photographer, it’s their public admittance of joining the secret society.

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The scenery and background of the card actually looks like the family is at a casino, with cash money flowing all around them. Kim, Kylie and Kendall are posed sexy with some sort of masks on their head, and there’s naked mannequins and what looks like a painting of a naked woman holding a child.

I’m getting bored just writing this…

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But anyways, Khloe, Kourtney and momager Kris appear on the other end of the card. Khloe, with little Mason next to her, Kourtney holding baby Penelope and Kris posing like the sexy, newly single mogul she is.

But where’s baby North West? Isn’t this the perfect debut for the little ones first Christmas?

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None of the Kardash men appear in the card… Not even King Yeezus. (smart move Kanye.). Well… Actually, he sort of does appear; and is one of the only images that relates to Jesus and Christmas.

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However, Bruce Jenner did make the card. But stands trapped in some sort of tube, signifying he and Kris’ recent split.

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Oh, and Lamar’s spirit is in the photo…in the form of magazine covers.

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22
Mar
09

smart girls

Kim Kardashian

It’s obvious that the Kardashian sisters would like to appear in Playboy Magazine. They recently denied rumors that they would appear in a sister spread. On Kim Kardashian’s blog she says, “Although we would be flattered, no one has even asked us, so I don’t know where this rumor has sparked from.” I think it would be a great and classic issue.

14
Dec
08

KARDASHIAN HOME FOR SALE

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Bruce and Kris Kardashian Jenner have put their 3,966 sq. ft home up for sale for $3.4 million. The four bedroom Hidden Hills, Calif. home is where the Keeping Up with the Kardashians reality TV series was filmed.




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