Posts Tagged ‘jokes

27
Sep
13

Hollywood in a Mouthful!

Miley, Miley, Miley

Miley is pulling ex-boyfriend Liam Hemsworths card and insists that she wanted to break up with him as early as February. In a recent interview where she talks about writing her No. 1 song Wrecking Ball, she admits that the whole song is about wanting to break up with someone, but not wanting them out of your life completely.

Lamar and Khloe Communicating

Lamar spotted out with friend on Sept 9 close to his downtown L.A. Loft.

Lamar spotted out with friend on Sept 9 close to his downtown L.A. Loft.

Were not sure if Lamar is in rehab at the moment, as he’s been on the down low avoiding paparazzi, but as of yesterday, wife Khloe is wearing her wedding ring.

Oprah Says she Will Never Marry

Oprah admitted to Access Hollywoods Shaun Robinson that she will never marry. In fact, she said she perfectly fine with leaving this world and never being married. She added that both she and longtime boyfriend Stedman Graham believe that had they married, they would not have made it this far. She added that she thought about it while attending the wedding of longtime friend Tina Turner, who actually tried to talk her out of it. The mega media mogul joked, admitting that Graham is a old fashioned man, and that one thing he would have demanded was that she come home sometime!

Robin Thicke Responds to Miley Throwing him Under the Twerk Bus

At the premiere of wife Paula Pattons new movie Baggage Claim, Robin Thicke responded to pal Miley Cyrus comment about their recent MTv VMA performance. Miley basically said, no ones talkin about the guy behind her twerk (Robin.)

Robin laughed an said he and Miley had a ball and he wouldnt change any of it.

Justin Beiber “Funny or die” Skit With Zack Galifianakis

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04
Apr
13

Hollywood…in a Mouthful!

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Lindsay Lohan in Party Mode

So Lindsay is still in Party mode after she extended her trip to Brazil before heading to rehab. And she’s found a new boy toy named Avi Snow. He’s the guitarist for band City of the Sun.

Jay Leno Talks

Jimmy Fallon hit the stage last night to the old tune of The Johnny Carson Show. While Jay Congratulated him and David Letterman joked about himself not getting the job.

Leno makes $15 million alone from his Las Vegas stand up gig and admits that he’s never cashed a Tonight Show check.

Jada Pinkett Smith Doesn’t Deny Open Marriage Rumors

Jada was recently asked once again whether she and husband Will Smith have an open marriage. She said that she believes people think that because her and Will are such a laid back couple. She said that she told Will years ago, “You can do whatever you want to do, as long as you can look at yourself in the mirror and be ok.” IN other words, Jada aint denying an open marriage.

Kim Kardashian Tells Paparazzi Enough is Enough

Kim K is really fed up these days with her buddies the paparazzi. She recently got angry with one and asked him (on camera) why is he posted up in front of her and Kanyes house every single morning. She then told him that she would never pose or look towards his camera again.

Oprah Pokes
fun at Herself With new Color Purple Skit

I love a woman that can make fun of herself! Oprah just did a hilarious skit with Tyler Perry’s Madea character, poking fun at her infamous character from The Color Purple. The skit will promote Perry’s new movie The Haves and the Have Nots.

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Roger Ebert Passes

America’s favorite movie critic, who was diagnosed with thyroid cancer (which eventually spread to his jaw) years ago, wrote his final blog only two days ago. RIP.

13
Mar
13

Hollywood… In a Mouthful!!

What Will Jay Leno do After Late Night?

The rumor is still floating that Jimmy Fallon will replace Jay Leno. But that hasn’t stopped Leno from making his regular jokes about ABC. And in return, Jimmy returns the favor and denies that he’s moving up to the 11 o’clock spot to compete with the long time host.

Everyone is also wondering whatever will Leno do after late night television? The comedian does still have his stand-up set in Vegas to keep him busy on the weekends. And he claims he’s never even cashed  a check from his Vegas gig. Nice huh?

Joy Behar Leaving The View and Hasselback Fired?

Barbra Walters confirmed on yesterday’s show that she and Elizabeth Hasselback are not going anywhere. Joy Behar, unfortunately, is leaving and rumors are that Ali Wentworth is her replacement.

The Booties go at It!!!

Well RHOA’s Kenya Moore is definitely winning over Phaedra Parks. Moore’s Stallion Booty workout video is ranked #59 on Amazon.com and Parks’ Donkey Booty is #98.

Dean and Tori Spelling Divorcing

Rumors are swirling that pregnant Tori, 38, is paranoid Dean will leave her for another woman after she gives birth, and she constantly accuses him of cheating. There have been numerous rumors of his cheating through out the years and also of his addiction to porn!

Lil Kim Says Blogs are Altering her Photos

Wendy Williams reported that after some horrible pics were published by blogs, Lil Kim believes that they are altering her already weird looking photos. It’s no secret that Kim keeps altering her face with more cosmetic surgery. Wendy doesn’t believe her photos are being altered, just that sometimes photographers might snap the legendary raptress in mid-expression.

Sarah Jessica Parker Giving up High Heels?

It’s true. After recently twisting her ankle twice, SJP has announced she will stop wearing high heels.

 

27
Jan
11

Kevin Hart Jokes to George Lopez About the Hair on Fire Incident at Diddy’s Party

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