Posts Tagged ‘Jesus

03
Dec
13

Kardashian Xmas Card has Nothing to do With Xmas…and no North West?

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This is the stupidest Christmas card we’ve ever seen! The Kardashians under the brilliant leadership of Kris Jenner, have managed to put out one hell of a douche bag greeting card.

The Kardashians card serves no purpose. It doesn’t even have a Xmas theme! Not to mention, newcomer baby North West isn’t even on the card with the rest of her family.

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The card was paid for by E!s Keeping up With the Kardashians, which explains why some people are missing from the card.

However, since the card was shot by the worlds most famous photographer David LaChapelle, it’s receiving both extreme praise and also extreme scrutiny. LaChapelle has photographed all the A List celebs and is also known to use loads of Illuminati images. Many believe that when a star is finally shot by the photographer, it’s their public admittance of joining the secret society.

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The scenery and background of the card actually looks like the family is at a casino, with cash money flowing all around them. Kim, Kylie and Kendall are posed sexy with some sort of masks on their head, and there’s naked mannequins and what looks like a painting of a naked woman holding a child.

I’m getting bored just writing this…

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But anyways, Khloe, Kourtney and momager Kris appear on the other end of the card. Khloe, with little Mason next to her, Kourtney holding baby Penelope and Kris posing like the sexy, newly single mogul she is.

But where’s baby North West? Isn’t this the perfect debut for the little ones first Christmas?

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None of the Kardash men appear in the card… Not even King Yeezus. (smart move Kanye.). Well… Actually, he sort of does appear; and is one of the only images that relates to Jesus and Christmas.

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However, Bruce Jenner did make the card. But stands trapped in some sort of tube, signifying he and Kris’ recent split.

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Oh, and Lamar’s spirit is in the photo…in the form of magazine covers.

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21
Oct
13

Hollywood in a Mouthful!

NEW MOVIE! Doonby

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With music from Zoe Chrizcera.

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Kanye Brings out Jesus?

So Kanyes Yeezus tour took off in Seattle on Sat and I’m sure attendees were wondering what crazy or spontaneous thing would happen during the show.

No it wasn’t that the show started two hours late (due to an equipment truck being stolen.) It was when a man dressed as Jesus appeared in front of a mountaintop. Jesus appeared right before Yeezy performed Jesus Walks. “White Jesus, is that you?…Oh shit!” he asked.

Kim’s Selfie was Planned all Along; Getting Ready to do Playboy?

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An insider reportedly told Life  & Style magazine that Kim and Kanye planned the pic because Kim was desperate to show the world her body is back bangin’. The mag says that the couple took lots of pics before they chose “the one.” Following Kim’s post, Kanye re-tweeted the image writing, “HEADNG HOME NOW.” Kim lost 70 lbs after the birth of baby North West using the Atkins diet. Kim also says on an upcoming episode of Keeping up…, that she’s ready to do a Playboy again.

Drake and Futures Second Show Canceled

The audience before the show was cancelled.

The audience before the show was cancelled.

The second tour stop in Phliadelphia was cancelled allegedly because the catwalk was malfunctioning. But is that a good enough reason to cancel? The show was been rescheduled for Dec. 18.




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